Donkey Punch!!!

Twiztid · Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:22 am Post subject: Donkey Punch!!!

Donkey Punch

A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkey Punch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experience a lot better for the man Donkey Punching his partner.

"Oh yeah, fuck my asshole baby."
"Donkey Punch!"
"Huh?" *Turns head around*
*!$#%DONKEY PUNCH*
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Pest · Command Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 651 Location: Maryland

I did not know that! What is it called when your penis accidently pops out of the Vag and Pops into the Brown Eye.

My ex-wife called it ouch, you mother fucker that really hurt!
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cup-a-soup · Invidious Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 150

theres also the cherry pie.... you have to cum in her face and then you break her nose punching it!!!!!

thats it, a wonderful cherry pie
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cup-a-soup · Invidious Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 150

you should also try the "ghost window", you have to get a new girll to have sex. you have to take her doggystyle in front of a window, while you fuck her, a friend of yours ( who was hidden in the nearest closet) gets out and take your place without the girls notice her partner isnt the same. finally you only have to get outdoor and go to the other side of the window and wave at her...

this is kinda surprising
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CorKy · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:17 pm Post subject:

Angry Dragon:

Get a girl to give you a blowjob. Right as you cum, smack her in the back of the head, so she coughs, and the cum squirts out of her nose. She will be pissed, and look like a dragon, hence: angry dragon
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gweedo · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:35 pm Post subject:

GenoCide · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:32 am Post subject:

i always knew it to be a strawberry shortcake
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Twiztid · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:57 am Post subject:

This is the best thread ever!
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Lucy · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:02 pm Post subject:

Surprised that Felch didn't make it here yet.

It's probably on urban dictionary like the rest of these, but this is how i heard it (and was from a very very hot girl ):

You're having anal, and your fucking her so hard that her ass is bleeding. You cum in her ass, and then pull out. The result is a tasty mixture of blood, seamen and shit, which one or both parties proceed to slurp up with a straw.

God bless you Kara, and your horrible, horrible gross outs.

gweedo · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject:

pink sock:

fucking a girl so hard in the ass that you pull her intestine out and its stuck over your dick like a pink sock
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Rhysk · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject:

easy bake sugar cookie
When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner
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Twiztid · Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:06 am Post subject:

Why would you want to eat your own cum cookie?
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Pest · Command Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 651 Location: Maryland

Lucy mine isn't off of the urban dictionary, mine is a true story. But what makes it funnier is that we were experimenting with anal a couple of weeks earlier.

Twiztid, haven't you ever heard of the healing properties of man juice? Thy this experiment chug an eight ounce cup of your juice and see if you don't feel better in a couple of days. If you don't feel better I'll send you a dollar bill.
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cup-a-soup · Invidious Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 150

THE houdini!!!!

while you fuck the girl doggystyle ,you spit in her back, she will think youve cumed in her back so she turns around to look at you and then you cum in her face and say : HOUDINI !!!!
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Lucy · Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject:

from my experiences, anal is over-rated. people who obsess over/about it have probably never tried.

"ow....Ow......OWWW....SLOW DOWN....Ow....god....SLOW"

balls to that, I'll take the front door.