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 Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:28 pm Post subject: Why Twiztid is the Devil |
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Twiztid is the Devil because he has the Devils MaryJane, And only the Devil can get that shit...
Let me explain, while visiting RI I found myself just hanging around Twiztid's house when some evil strange smoke started to fill the room.
Man next thing I know time started to slow down, and all kinds of weird shit started happening.
At one point I'm not sure If I'm still there or If I fell asleep back at my room or was just Hallucinating because of that Devil's weed.
Anyway I was in this room and these miniature Orangutans started trying to hump my legs, and there were cats and dogs all over the damn place.
Twiztid what room did you have those monkey's in? Anyway
It was hard getting away from those damn monkey's, because all they wanted to do was to keep trying to hump my leg.
I guess they got board because then they started to hump my head, I suppose they were trying to assert there dominance, but I wasn't having it.
So I called the Koreans who owned the Orangutans, and they came and got them.
I'm not sure what happened next but or how I got there but I woke up on an airplane and was almost home.
That is why Twiztid is the Devil.
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Twiztid
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Yes sir.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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haha love that devil shit
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| wheredo you live in ri twizt? |
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Twiztid
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| Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: |
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In Portsmouth, it's about 20 minutes south of Providence.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| hmmmmm what do you do for work out there? my girl goes to college in kingston |
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Twiztid
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| Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:42 am Post subject: |
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I'm on disability right now, but I work part time at a store and go to school.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm, you mean our girl, and I'm going to be in Kingstown, in the spring, maybe I should stop by and say hi... Ha Ha Ha...
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