Surprise!

hitman 4 jebus · Lieutenant Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 472

ok so here in quebec, the end of june is basicly a big drunk/high fest. 1st of all, people are so damn happy to start summer, end of school/start of vacations. Also theres the St-jean baptiste, it goes on every year at the 23-24th of june. its a paid holiday to quebecers and its actually made to get drunk!

so yea... basicly this week ive been getting way drunk all the time. and i keep getting waking up with sore muscles and bruises all over. Well apparently, im a surprise badass! Indeed, this week, i punced 2 cops in the face, knocking only one of them out.

I've been told this by my friends and got pics on my cpu and its damn weird. they were apparently there to control this fight that was going on. and apparently they were blocking me? so i punched a cop in the face and he fell on the floor. his buddy ran after me, but i fell in a ditch and ran away afterwards.

2nd cop, not as a fun story so ill let u imagine it
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GReeNMaCHiNe420 · Naughty Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 31

haha wheres these pics at? its gotta be the extra alcohol content in the canadian beer

CorKy · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:53 am Post subject:

I bet in Canada, you never have to worry about your beer getting warm. If it starts to get too warm, just put the can in the snow.
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hitman 4 jebus · Lieutenant Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 472

you say that, but atm its 81 degrees outside (yes i converted from celcius :O). and its a "cool-ish" day compared to what we got this week.

and if our beers get warm, we stick em in moose's assholes. They are cool all the time and theres always a moose or two close to you.
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gweedo · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:53 pm Post subject:

thats gross enjoy your shitty beer ill use my fridge
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hitman 4 jebus · Lieutenant Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 472

Lucy · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:16 pm Post subject:

long as your not fucking with my labatt blue.

I'll never forget being in a bar in torronto and being asked what i wanted. I replied "I'm a stupid american, server me what seems best".

I got a bud light...lol

hitman 4 jebus · Lieutenant Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 472

well... bers in canada only seem to serve blue,bud,molson and a couple others. personally, only of em dont taste like piss when their warm and only a couple good bars serv good imported canadian beers from the rockies...

but yes, i do agree your american and stoopid. Wink

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Hawk- · Despicable Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 92

Lucy · Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:49 pm Post subject:

American? Sorta. Dual citizenship "for the win".

Stupid. no. Except when i drink hard liquor.